Thursday, May 16, 2013

Piggymayne


Where are we? I am terrified because there are no adults! I can’t find my inhaler, what if I have an asthma attack? I want my aunt. There are other boys here, but they are always making fun of me, and I’m the punch line of all the jokes. This is just like back in the first grade when everyone bullied me! I wish I had friends to back me up, but I guess I’m too annoying or something. I can’t believe I don’t fit in! Auntie is always telling me I’m the coolest guy she knows, wait, is she just telling me that to make me feel good? I wish I could run away from all of this, but my asthma is too bad for that… I really want these guys to like me! I know what I'm gonna do! I am gonna be the leader of these guys, well maybe not, they won't listen to me. I feel like if Auntie were here, she would make them listen to me, but I guess that's what they call the struggle. This is just such a hard life! Maybe I can be a warrior out here so when we get rescued and go back to school, I'll have some fun stories to tell, and maybe Michelle will finally be interested in me, shes so cute! But I'm not sure if she likes losers, I guess when I get back I'll be a hero, not a loser.

2 comments:

  1. Piggy, if you weren't so fat and would stop complaining all the time then you might make some friends around here. your lazy and all you ever do is swim. you never hunt, make a fire. i mean lets be honest your glasses probably help more then you do. forget about your auntie she ain't comin back and she ain't here so grow up!

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  2. Piggy you need to stop looking at all the bad things all the time. That's one thing about nobody is going to like, besides the being fat and lazy. On that subject you do need to be less lazy and help out some more like with the huts and the littluns. Maybe if you would notice that you can still do a lot with asthma I wouldn't get so mad. Lastly if you strive hard you can get that girl back home.

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